410+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend That Will Make Them Laugh Out Loud (2025)

Did you know that laughter is known to make years add to your life? Your best friend is going to live forever alright, we have the biggest collection of side- splitting birthday wishes on the planet!

These are treasures once in a lifetime. You want something sweet but sassy, ridiculous, or even punny. I have over 410 funny birthday wishes that will have your bestie talking about their day all day and all night. 

It is packed with short and sharp one-liners to the more detailed roasts that only your best friends can get away with, as you celebrate the special occasion of your partner-in-crime with funny and loving words!

Funny Birthday Wishes For Best Friend

• I heard you were hoping for Taylor Swift tickets for your birthday. So… good luck with that. Happy birthday!
• I can’t figure out if life is passing us by or trying to run us over. Happy birthday!
• May your social media pages be filled with birthday wishes from people you’ve never met, haven’t seen in years, or genuinely couldn’t care less about.
• If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas. Happy birthday!
• I regret to inform you that your childhood has now expired.
• I didn’t forget your birthday, I just wanted to make it last longer, of course!
• When did our wild oats turn into shredded wheat?
• Friends are like fine wine; they only get better with age and a few more wild stories!
• Happy birthday! Can you believe we used to think people our age were adults and had their life in order?
• They say take every birthday with a grain of salt. I say take it with a full rim of salt on a very large margarita.
• Congrats on getting one year closer to that senior citizen discount!
• Happy birthday to someone who still isn’t showing their age…and certainly not acting it.
• Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest.
• Everyone gets to be young once. Today it’s official, your turn is over.
• I’d give you my last French fry. That’s really saying something! Happy birthday!
• Happy birthday! So glad you were born.
• “Age is just a number. Unfortunately for you, that number is getting bigger today. Happy birthday, anyway!”
• “Don’t worry about getting older. You’re still younger than the dinosaurs. Have a prehistoric birthday!”
• “Congratulations on reaching an age where your back goes out more than you do! Happy birthday!”
• “Remember when birthdays were all about cake and presents? Well, guess what? It still is! Let’s celebrate!”
• “You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Happy budget-friendly birthday!”
• “Just remember, you’re not over the hill; you’re simply standing at the peak of awesomeness! Happy birthday!”
• “Aging is inevitable. Maturity, on the other hand, is optional. Cheers to being forever young!”
• “Another year older, but definitely not wiser. Let’s make some questionable decisions together! Happy birthday!”
• “Happy birthday! May your wrinkles be outnumbered by your laughter lines!”
• “They say age is just a number. Well, in that case, let’s party like it’s 1999… or maybe 1899!”
• Happy birthday to my partner in crime! May our antics be legendary and our bail money non-existent!
• Friends are like fine wine – they only get better with age… and a few more crazy stories! Cheers to you on your birthday!
• Another year older, another reason to celebrate! Let’s party like it’s your birthday… because it is!
• Happy birthday, buddy! Here’s to you on your special day – may your jokes be funny and your cake be extra sweet!
• Friend, you’re not getting older; you’re just upgrading to a newer version of awesome! Have a fantastic birthday!
• “Forget about the past you can’t change, the future you can’t predict and definitely forget about the present because I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday!”
• “Older? Definitely. Wiser? …mmm debatable. Happy Birthday!”
• “Happy birthday to a lifelong friend! I can’t wait until we’re old enough to be terrorizing the senior home nurses together!’
• “I can’t figure out if life is passing us by or trying to run us over. Happy Birthday!”
• “Remember to smile awkwardly as everyone sings ‘happy birthday’ to you.”
• “Happy birthday to the person who is always there to help me draft a risky text.”
• “Because it’s your birthday, I’ll share my fries with you. I hope you have the best birthday yet.”
• “Happy birthday to someone who still thinks it’s cool to party like it’s 1999. May you dance moves continue to make me cringe for years to come.”
• “Happy Birthday to a crazy friend- thanks for making me seem like the normal one.”
• “I spent 3 hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday message for you and then I gave up. Happy Birthday!”
• Happy birthday to a friend old enough to remember mix tapes!
• Friends are like fine wine; they only get better with age and a few more wild stories!
• Happy birthday to my best travel buddy! We sure do like to take trips around the sun together.
• Happy birthday to an oldie (but goodie)!
• Best friends are awesome, especially yours. Happy birthday!
• You don’t look a day over 16! From a distance, with my eyes closed. Happy birthday!
• My birthday wish for you is that your hangover tomorrow isn’t too bad.
• Happy birthday, bestie! Remember, age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really high one. Just kidding – you’re like a fine wine, getting better with age. Or maybe just fermented. Cheers!
• Like the clothes we covet, you’re not old, but vintage! Happy birthday to my shopping partner and bestie!
• I can’t tell if life is passing us by or trying to run us over. HBD, friend!
• Cheers to the one who knows all my secrets and still decides to be seen in public with me. Happy birthday, bestie! May your day be filled with as much joy as our late-night gossip sessions.
• What did one veggie say to the other on its birthday? Ha pea birthday.
• You’re the Thelma to my Louise, the Snoop to my Martha, and the Selena to my Taylor. Wishing the happiest birthday to my partner in crime!
• In dog years you’re dead. Happy birthday to a man’s best friend!
• Happiest of birthdays to the kid who always knows what to say, what to wear, and when to leave the party.
• Cheers to another year of making questionable decisions together! Happy birthday, my partner in crime and the craziest friend I know!
• Happy birthday to the person who has seen me at my best, my worst, and my weirdest… and still loves me anyway! You’re stuck with me for life!
• A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.
• Happy birthday, bestie! Here’s a long life together, so we can be 100 and still gossiping like teens.
• How do two pickle friends celebrate each other? They relish their birthdays.
• Happy birthday! We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile… then, we’ll be new friends!
• Congratulations on officially being old enough to get your driver’s license! But do you avocado 🥑?
• “What did the fish say when it swam smack into the wall?” “Dam, you’re old.” Happy birthday, friend.
• Sending birthday wishes to my best travel buddy… We sure do like to take trips around the sun together.
• You can cross out “dying young” from your worry list. Happy birthday!
• Few things in this world age really well: wine, cheese, whiskey… and quality antiques. (What did you think I was going to say? Happy birthday!)
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Happy Bee. Happy Bee who? Happy 🐝 day to you!
• Happy birthday, old friend. Will you tell me the story again about what the 1900s were like?
• You’re one year closer to the senior citizen discount. Congrats, friend!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

• This is the youngest you’ll ever be. Happy birthday!
• Is it hot in here? Must be all the candles on your birthday cake.
• You’re not old. You’re simply aged to perfection.
• Congratulations on being born a really long time ago.
• Happy one year closer to retirement!
• So many candles and so little cake! Happy birthday, though!
• At least you’re not as old as you’ll be this time next year.
• Happy birthday! Stay golden, girl!
• Some people age gracefully, then there’s you. Happy birthday anyway.
• Another year older and one step closer to Velcro shoes!
• Like cheese and fine wine, you’re only getting better with time!
• You might be prehistoric, but at least you’re not extinct!
• They say the older you are, the wiser you become. At this rate, you’re basically Socrates!
• Another year, another candle on the cake. At this rate, your cake is going to need its own fire extinguisher.
• Remember, age is just a number. In your case, a really, really high one.
• Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit. But make sure you check it for wrinkles first!
• Age is a matter of mind. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter!
• Happy birthday! You’re not getting older; you’re just upgrading to a version with more ‘wisdom’ and fewer ‘teeth.’
• I hope you celebrate this birthday the way you celebrated the first one: naked and screaming. Happy birthday!
• Smart, good looking, and funny. But enough about me. Happy birthday!
• Remember, age is like underwear – it creeps up on you when you least expect it. But at least you can change your age on Facebook.
• Every day we celebrate you… but today, you get a card.
• Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest. You’re doing pretty well!
• A wise person once said, “Forget about your past, you cannot change it.” I’d like to add: “Forget about your present, I didn’t get you one!”
• Happy birthday! Remember, age is just a number, but wrinkles are real estate for wisdom!
• Congrats on surviving another year! Just remember, at your age, it’s important to start using your blinker when changing lanes… in the grocery store!
• It’s time to get this party started! But seriously, let’s get a move on—we both know you can’t stay up past 10 p.m.

Short Funny Birthday Wishes for Your Crazy Best Friend

• Happy birthday to a friend who is anything but normal! 😜
• It’s better to be over the hill than under it.
• Getting older is a piece of cake (and a few more candles).
• You’re not old. You’re simply aged to perfection.
• It’s better to be over the hill than buried under it.
• Birthdays are like golfing — it’s a lot more fun if you don’t keep count!
• You aren’t old, you’re a classic!
• What goes up but never comes down? Your age.
• Like an iPhone, you upgrade each year!
• Let them eat cake. And by them, I mean you!
• Birthdays are like vacations: infrequent and fleeting.
• Celebrate your birthday like a cat: by turning up the mewsic.
• Happy Womb Emigration Day.
• Congratulations on the level-up!
• Have you heard? In banana years, you’re ripe enough for bread!
• Happy National [Name] Day!
• Happy birthday and keep up the good work getting older!
• We’re both getting old, but who’s counting? Happy birthday!
• Have a drink for me on your birthday! Or two…or four!
• Whoever said you can’t teach an old dog new tricks never met you.
• Last year your birthday cake looked like a prairie fire! Keep adding those candles!
• Age is just the number of years the world has been enjoying you.
• Some people age gracefully, then there’s you. Happy birthday anyway.
• A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age.
• Congratulations on being born a really long time ago.
• I’d be a lot more excited about you turning one year older if I was in your will.
• Happy one year closer to retirement!
• It’s scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.
• Another year older and one step closer to Velcro shoes!
• What goes up but never comes down? Your age.
• You’re like a phone. You upgrade every year! Happy birthday.
• Have a GRATE birthday! (Hope that’s not too CHEESY.)
• For the record, you’re not old, you’re a classic.
• At least you’re not as old as you’ll be this time next year.
• You know you’re getting old when caution is the only thing you exercise.
• Happy 29 (again)!
• Remember that age is just a number… in your case, a REALLY high one.
• In banana years, you’re bread. Happy birthday!
• I was going to get you the best birthday present ever, but I’m too big for the gift box.
• Happy birthday to the only person who knows what a VCR is.
• Wishing you the best birthday yet, my queen!
• Cheers to another year with my favorite MVP!
• You’re like a unicorn. Rare, magical, and a little bit weird.
• You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming a classic.
• Happy birthday to the person who’s so old, they were alive when ‘Saturday Night Live’ was funny!
• Both age and glasses of wine should never, ever be counted. Happy birthday to you!
• Hey friend, you still look 21 from a distance. Happy birthday!
• Happy birthday to a friend old enough to remember mix tapes!
• Cheers to another years of making the rest of us look bad!
• You’re not old, you’re vintage. Happy birthday!
• They say age only matters if you’re cheese or wine, but happy birthday anyway!
• This is the youngest you’ll ever be. Happy birthday!
• At your age, when you say you’re going to get lit on your birthday, let’s face it—everyone knows you’re talking about the cake.
• May your birthday this year be just as wild and wonderful, and as hysterically funny as you are!
• A crazy friend is the best kind of friend, which makes you the greatest of them all! Happy birthday!
• Happy birthday to a friend who’s as funny as they are nutty! May your special day be memorable!
• Wishing you the best today, bestie! Here’s to many more amazing and hilarious times together! 😝
• Happy birthday to the weirdest, kindest, craziest person I’ve ever met, and someone I’m lucky to call a friend.
• May your special day be as crazy cool as you are! 😎
• Happy birthday to my bestie who is just a little bit crazy… crazy wonderful!
• Congratulations to you and also to me for surviving another year of your antics! 😂
• Happy birthday to someone who truly is unique! You sure are special, my friend!
• Happy bday, weirdo! Anyone who thinks you’re normal obviously doesn’t know you like I do!
• Happy birthday to my favourite crazy! I wouldn’t have my best friend any other way! 😇
• Wishing the happiest of birthdays to my funny best friend! You’re the perfect balance of weird and wonderful!
• Happy birthday to the master of mischief and my partner in crime! May your special day be one to remember!
• Happy bday to the craziest girl I know! Never stop being yourself!
• I’m so lucky I found someone as weird as me. ❤️
• Happy birthday to my absolute funniest, craziest, and most wonderfully wacky friend! 
• It’s your special day, bestie! So go nuts, it is your birthday after all! 🤪
• My friend, I’m wishing you a ludicrously good birthday this year!
• May your special day be as wild and as wonderful as you are!
• Happy birthday, you crazy kid! I hope you have an awesome birthday! 🥳
• Wishing you a savage birthday this year, my cray bff! 
• Happy birthday to my bestie who keeps me somewhat sane!
• Happy birthday to someone who knows everything about me yet continues to be my friend. That’s true friendship!
• Wishing you the same happiness today that you bring to everyone around you with your funny and unique personality.
• Happy birthday to the best friend in the world. We’ve shared some crazy times together! 🙈
• Happy birthday, my wacky pal! There’s never a dull moment when you’re around; you’re a laugh-a-minute!
• Happy birthday to my ludicrously funny, hilariously crazy, and truly amazing friend! May you have an insanely good birthday!
• I love you for who you are, bestie, and who you are is crazy! I wouldn’t change you for the world!
• Today’s your day, bestie! Happy birthday to you! Stay cray-cray! 😎
• Happy birthday to my favourite freak! I love you to bits, bestie!
• This year I got you a straightjacket for your birthday because you’re honestly mental, my friend!
• Happy birthday to a friend who’s simply on another level! Life’s always a party with you around!
• I’m sending some crazy birthday wishes to the craziest girl I know today!
• Happy birthday to my crazy friend who should definitely get checked by a psychiatrist!
• You don’t have to be crazy to be your friend, but it certainly helps! At least we can be mental together!
• Having an oddball of a friend like you is the best! I never know what I’m going to get when I’m with you!
• Happy birthday to someone who matches my unique personality… I’d go crazy without a friend like you around!
• Sending the best birthday wishes to a crazy chick and fabulous friend! 💅
• Happy birthday to the craziest girl I know! Thank you for your continued friendship and all the laughs we’ve shared so far!
• Out of all my many, many friends, you’re without a doubt the craziest. Congratulations, weirdo!
• Wishing the happiest of birthdays to a complete and utter nutter I wouldn’t trade for the world!

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Funny Birthday Quotes

• “Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” – Mark Twain
• “The older you get, the better you get. Unless you’re a banana.” – Betty White
• “Youth is a gift of nature, but age is a work of art.” – Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
• “Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.” – Walt Disney
• “Age is not important unless you’re a cheese.” – Helen Hayes
• “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” – Mark Twain
• “Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.” – Chili Davis
• “You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the birthday cake.” – Bob Hope
• “Birthdays are like cheese. They stink more the older they get.” – Unknown
• “Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.” ―Charles Schulz

Famous Funny Birthday Quotes

• “You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.” —Ogden Nash
• “A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.” —Robert Frost
• “Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.” —Arthur Schopenhauer
• “We don’t grow old. When we cease to grow, we become old.” —Ralph Waldo Emerson
• “You know you’ve aged when you read events you lived in a history book.” ―Will Ferrell
• “Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning.” ―Bob Hope
• “Looking fifty is great—if you’re sixty.” ―Joan Rivers
• “Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen.” ―Jim Gaffigan
• “You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.'” ―Jerry Seinfeld
• “Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.” ―Charles Schulz
• “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” ―Mark Twain
• “I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.” ―Eva Gabor
• “You can live to be hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.” ―Woody Allen
• “You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” ―Bob Hope
• “Eventually you reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.” ―Will Rogers
• “The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” ―Lucille Ball
• “The older you get the better you get. Unless you are a banana.” ―Betty White
• “I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don’t have to respect anybody.” ―George Burns
• “I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.” ―Phyllis Diller
• “There is still no cure for the common birthday.” ―John Glenn
• “A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.” ―Erma Bombeck
• “When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off.” ―Joan Rivers
• “Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.” ―Truman Capote
• “Inside every older person is a younger person—wondering what the hell happened.” ―Terry Pratchett

Funny Birthday Wishes For Family

• Age is a matter of mind. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter!
• You know you are getting old when people call at 9 p.m. and ask, “Did I wake you up?”
• Happy Birthday to a (mom/dad) who is smart, funny, and good-looking, from a (daughter/son) who inherited all your best qualities.
• I will stop making age jokes on your birthday now. You’ve reached the age where it’s genuinely not funny anymore.
• May your birthday cake be moist, and may no one use that word to describe it.
• Happy anniversary of the day you escaped Mom’s womb!
• The worst thing about growing old is listening to your children’s advice.
• I’m really glad you were born today. My life would be so boring without you there to watch.
• I remembered your birthday without Facebook! Go me!
• Happy birthday from your favorite child!
• Happy birthday to Mom and Dad’s second favorite (son/daughter)! 
• Happy birthday, (Mom/Dad)! And thank you for the genetics that gave me these good looks. 
• Happy birthday to my (son/daughter), who is smart, kind, funny … and reminds me a lot of myself. 
• Happy birthday to a (daughter/son) who has the best (mom/dad) in the world.
• I was planning on getting you something amazing and memorable for your birthday, but then I remembered that you already have me in your life. 

Funny Birthday Wishes for Dad

• Dad, no matter how old you get, you’ll always be my superhero, just with a bit more dad jokes! Happy birthday!
• Happy birthday, Dad! Here’s to another year of you pretending to understand technology!
• They say wisdom comes with age. Well, Dad, you must be the wisest person I know… or just the most experienced at napping!
• Dad, you’re not old; you’re a classic! Have a vintage birthday filled with joy and laughter!
• Happy birthday, Dad! Thanks for teaching me that socks and sandals are a fashion statement… or at least a statement!
• “They say the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, so I guess that’s why I’m so darn funny! Thanks for the genes, Dad! Happy birthday!”
• “Happy birthday, Dad! May your dad jokes be as cringe-worthy as ever, and your barbecue skills be unmatched!”
• “I have a really good airplane joke I want to share, but I think it might go over your head… get it? I hope you have a great birthday!”
• “I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me. Heres to another year of growth and making us all groan from your dad jokes. Happy Birthday!”

Funny Birthday Wishes for Mom

• Mom, you’re not getting older; you’re just increasing in value! Happy birthday to the queen of our hearts!
• Happy birthday, Mom! May your wrinkles be outnumbered by your smiles and your gray hairs by your golden memories!
• Mom, you’re like a fine wine – you only get better with age! Cheers to you on your special day!
• Here’s to the woman who taught me that laughter is the best medicine… especially when it comes to embarrassing family stories! Happy birthday, Mom!
• Mom, you’re the glue that holds our family together… and the duct tape that keeps us from falling apart! Happy birthday!
• “Having me as your son is the greatest gift you could wish for. Happy Birthday!”
• “Happy Birthday. You’re as old as you are brilliant. Which is both good news and bad.”
• “Another year, another reason to remind you that you’re stuck with me for life, mom. Happy Birthday.”

Funny Birthday Messages for Him

• Happy birthday to the most fungi 🍄 I know.
• Happy beer-day, bud.
• Birthdays are just like golf—if you don’t keep count it’s a lot more fun.
• You might be prehistoric, but at least you’re not extinct!
• Whatever you do, don’t let aging get you down. It’s way too hard to get back up again!
• Happy birthday to the man I want to grow old and cranky with!
• May you celebrate this birthday the way you celebrated the first one: naked and screaming.
• Happy birthday to a dude who isn’t showing his age—or acting it, either.
• Older? For sure. Wiser? Not so much. Happy Birthday, bro!
• You know you’ve hit middle age when your back is hairier than your head.
• It’s your birthday! You’re now a year closer to being that old guy who yells at kids to get off his lawn.
• I’m glad we get to grow old together and that you get a head start. Happy birthday!
• Happy Birthday, old man. So glad you’re still alive and cake-ing!
• If anyone calls you old this birthday, don’t worry about it. Just hit him with your cane and throw your dentures at him.
• Don’t think of it as aging, think of it as leveling up. Congratulations and here’s to a great year ahead!
• I’ve already alerted the fire department, so go ahead and light the candles on your cake.
• The best part of being older is that you did most of your stupid stuff before social media. Cheers to another trip around the sun!
• Happy Birthday, big guy! Don’t forget to iron the wrinkles out of that birthday suit.
• If it’s any consolation, in whiskey years you’re just getting tastier. Happy birthday!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby’s birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Husband or Wife

• Congratulations on reaching an age where your back goes out more than you do! Happy birthday, and may your joints be as flexible as your sense of humor.
• They say the older you get, the wiser you become. So, at your age, you must be the wisest person I know… or at least the one with the most birthdays.
• Happy birthday to someone who is not only a year older but also a year closer to qualifying for the senior discount. Enjoy the perks, ancient one!
• Happy birthday, hubby! They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. I’m not sure if that’s true, but I did get you a cake just in case.
• Congratulations on surviving another year of my snoring. I know it’s a tough job, but someone has to do it. Happy birthday, my sleep-deprived soulmate!
• Happy birthday, darling! Remember, you’re not getting older; you’re just leveling up in the game of life. And as your devoted player two, I’m here for all the co-op adventures ahead!
• Cheers to the one who still makes my heart skip a beat – and not just because I almost forgot it was your birthday again!
• Happy birthday to one of the only people I can actually tolerate on a daily basis! Well, most days.
• Happy birthday from the one who endures your farts and loves you all the same.
• Happy anniversary of being Bourne. I still maintain that was Matt Damon, but I’m happy if you’re happy.
• Happy birthday! You’re like a fine wine—getting older only makes you more valuable and smell a little funky!
• Happy birthday! You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember how old you are. So, how old are you again?
• Happy birthday to someone who’s aging like a fine cheese, getting stinkier and more delicious with each passing year!
• Happy birthday to my favorite human pillow! Thanks.
• Happy birthday to the luckiest man/woman in the world. Getting a man/woman like me is winning the lottery!
• Everything in this world has a limit, but my love for you is limitless… most of the time. Happy birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Sister or Brother

• I regret to inform you that your childhood has now expired.
• “Cheers to my sister, who’s aging like fine wine… or maybe more like cheese. Either way, you’re still the best!”
• “Happy birthday, sis! May your wrinkles not outnumber your Instagram followers!”
• “They say the best things in life are free. So, this birthday, I’m gifting you with my presence. You’re welcome! Happy birthday!”
• “As a gift for your birthday, I decided not to tell everyone on social media how old you are today. Your welcome.”
• “We used to fight like cats and dogs, but now I think you’re a doggone purr-fect sister. Happy Birthday!”
• “Happy birthday! Don’t worry about getting older. You’ll always be younger than me.”
• “They say the older you get, the better you get. You must be close to perfection now! Happy Birthday!”
• “Because it’s your birthday, I’ll share my food with you. This won’t be a regular thing though.”
• “We may need a fire extinguisher to put out all the candles on this cake. Happy birthday, brother!”
• “There is no one I’d rather watch Schitt’s Creek with. Happy birthday to the David to my Alexis.”
• “I think you’re supposed to get wiser with age? But it’s fine, there’s always next year!”
• “I’m looking forward to growing old with you, and happy that you have a head start. Happy Birthday!”
• “I would wish you a happy birthday, but year after year….it’s starting to get old!”
• “I smile because you’re my brother. I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it.”
• No matter how old you get, I’ll always be younger. Happy birthday!
• Happy birthday to the one person I would still love even if we weren’t forced to live together growing up.
• Happy anniversary of the day you escaped Mom’s womb!
• Congratulations! You’ve leveled up in life. Too bad there’s no cheat code for maturity.
• Congratulations on reaching an age where you wake up at the same time you used to go to sleep on a Saturday.
• Cheers to you! May your birthday be as unforgettable as my Netflix password.
• Happy birthday to a guy who continues to defy the effects of time, both in appearance and behavior!
• Happy birthday to the sister who knows me better than anyone else and still manages to like me. You’re either a saint or just really good at pretending.
• Another year older, wiser, and more like me. You’re welcome. Happy birthday, little bro/sis!
• Wishing my favorite (and only) sister the happiest birthday ever! May your day be filled with joy, laughter, and fewer annoying questions about borrowing your stuff.
• Happy birthday! You’re not just my sister; you’re my partner in crime, my co-conspirator, and the reason our parents have more gray hair. Here’s to another year of mischief and laughter!
• Congratulations on turning another year older and still not having your life together. You’re not getting older; you’re just collecting more experiences… and probably a few more gray hairs. Happy birthday sis/bro!
• Happy Birthday! I would have bought you a gift, but it’s above my sibling pay grade.
• Older? Definitely. Wiser? Definitely debatable. Happy Birthday!
• Happy birthday to the only person I know who can get away with using anti-aging cream and a fake ID at the same time!
• Happy birthday to the best sibling. I’m so grateful you came into my life to make me seem normal!
• Loving you is a piece of cake. Now, it’s time to eat yours!
• Happy Birthday! Thank you for the sacrifice of being the older sibling paving the way, and making me look good!
• I just want to say on your special day, thanks for always being older than me.
• Don’t forget to smile uncomfortably when the whole family sings you Happy Birthday!

Funny Birthday Messages for Her

• Happy birthday to my ride or die! I can’t wait until we’re old enough to terrorize the nursing home together!
• Did you know women get smarter and more fabulous with age? Happy birthday!
• The secret to staying young is make-up—make-up an age, then stick with it.
• Is it hot in here? Must be all the candles on your birthday cake.
• I can only hope to be as great a woman as you one day. But, obviously with better clothes. Happy birthday!
• How do two pickle friends celebrate each other? They relish their birthdays, of course.
• Happy, Happy Birthday to the “she” to my “nanigans”!
• Happy birthday to one of the only people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.
• Don’t think of them as gray hairs. Think of them as strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head.
• This birthday, just remember: there’s absolutely no shame in the Botox game.
• Another birthday spent together…you know we’re going to be friends ’til we’re old and senile, right? And then we’ll be new friends!
• One minute, you’re young and fun. The next, you have a favorite burner on the stove. Which one is yours?
• You don’t look a day over 20. From a distance. With my eyes squinted. Happy birthday, bestie!
• For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was absolutely wonderful, but then I remembered you already have me.
• Happy Birthday to someone who is comparable to fine wine and cheese. You just get better with age, lady!
• On your birthday, keep this in mind… you only look as old as your last selfie.
• It’s your (birthday) party and you’ll cry if you want to, though I don’t recommend it. We’ll be taking loads of pics tonight and you don’t want to streak your mascara.
• Here’s to another year of questionable life decisions! Happy birthday, rock star!
• Happy Birthday, queen! You definitely don’t look a day older than the age you tell people you are.
• You know, you’ve just turned the perfect age. You’re old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make a few more.

Short And Funny Birthday Wishes

• Happy birthday to an oldie, but goodie!
• In dog years you’re … oh, never mind.
• Bottoms up, birthday (girl/guy)!
• Don’t let your old age get you down…it’s way too hard to get back up these days!
• Happy birthday to someone who still isn’t showing their age!
• You’re just like a phone… you upgrade each year!
• Happy birthday to one in a melon!
• It’s better to be over the hill than under it!
• Happy birthday! I think it’s great you used to be so young.
• If you got stung by a jellyfish, I would totally pee on you!
• Happy Womb Emigration Day!
• Have such a grate birthday. I hope that it’s not too cheesy.
• What do you sing to a cow on its birthday? Happy birthday to moo!
• Older? Definitely. Wiser? The jury is out.
• What does every birthday party end with? The letter Y.
• Smart, good-looking, and funny! But enough about me. Happy birthday!
• Happy birthday! A little gray hair is a small price to pay for so much wisdom.

Hilarious Belated Birthday Messages

• I can’t believe I missed your birthday. It’s un-belatable!
• Don’t think of this birthday card as late. Consider it very early for next year.
• Your birthday came, and your birthday went. Here are the wishes that I should have sent.
• Happy Belated Birthday! When you’re as old as I am, you’ll realize how hard it is to remember things.
• Sure, you had lots of birthday wishes yesterday, but who’s thinking of you today? Me, that’s who!
• This card is actually late on purpose. Now it’s your birthday the entire month!
• I’m sorry I wasn’t there to mourn your lost youth. Happy Belated Birthday!
• Now that everyone else’s birthday wishes have worn off, here’s one from me!
• I didn’t forget your birthday, I just wanted to make it last longer.
• Let me be the last to wish you a very Happy Birthday!
• I’m sorry my birthday wishes are belated. I didn’t think you’d live this long.
• Friends never forget birthdays! But sometimes they remember very, very, slowly.
• So while you think this birthday card is a couple of days tardy, I have to confess something. This is actually your card from 2015 that I just got around to sending.
• Sorry I missed your birthday! I promise it won’t happen again… this year.
• Happy Late Birthday! I guess good things really do come to those who wait.
• I really just wanted my card to stand out, so I decided to send it late.
• My apologies for these belated birthday wishes—they were so heavy with love and good energy they were slowed down a bit!
• I may have missed your birthday, but at least I didn’t forget that I forgot!
• I may have forgotten your birthday, but how am I supposed to remember it if you never look any older?
• Late birthday wishes are just a reason to eat more cake. And you don’t even have to thank me!

Conclusion

That is 410 ideas on how to make your best friend with his funny bone on his or her special day! It is important to remember that the best funny birthday wishes are not only about eliciting a laugh, but also to demonstrate to your bestie that you know him or her well enough, and that you value your one of a kind friendship.

Your best friend will have heard Happy Birthday a thousand times but he has never heard it like this. Punny text, a roast, or a heartfelt funny message, it doesn’t matter, but you have to be authentic. The most funny desires belong to the heart despite the fact that this heart may be having a marvellously perverse sense of humour!

And do not simply select a mix and match, personalize and perhaps even design a funny birthday card using multiple of your favorites. It is a birthday after all, and what could be better than to celebrate it with uncontrollable laughter that is shared between the best friends?